Surely this has been spelled wrongly?
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The word “happiness” always makes me think of Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life and “The Penis Song”
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.
I’m not sure why….
Yes, it has, but apparently there’s a reason for it if you see the film. I belong to a grammar group on Facebook (yes, yes, I know
) and this has been discussed ad infinitum – essentially, it’s wrong, but it’s wrong for all the right reasons. I haven’t seen the film yet, though.
I’ll take your word for it!
I’m not sure I can be bothered to watch the film, though.