Woman 1: “Oooh, what a lovely fountain in that pond!”
Woman 2: “Oh, isn’t it beautiful! Very pretty. “
Woman 1: “I do like the swans, too.”
Woman 2: “I’d love to have a fountain like that in my pond, but I just don’t have the water for it.”
Drunkenspaniel
That’s my new catchphrase right there.
Moobs – the title or the punchline?
I have a pond in my new house that I was wondering what to do with. Now I know.
Not “in my new house” obviously. I mean it’s part of the property but it’s actually in the garden.