The Cast List
Spaniel – that’s me. I’m the one with Vertigo.
Badger – that’s my other half.
Dave – that’s my brother
Lara – that’s my sister
Simon – that’s Lara’s Husband.
BastardChris – that’s my ex-husband. I haven’t seen him since October 2003. Hooray!!
Arthur – that’s Badger’s Dad
Madame De Douche (MDD) – That’s Badger’s mother. Don’t even get me started.
Eric – That’s MDD’s husband.
Chavboy - That’s Badger’s brother.
Lisa – that’s my friend who looks and acts like Vikki Pollard. She has had a baby by a low-life waster. Baby Tyrone was born on 29th July 06. He has two middle names. Poor child.
Al – that’s my friend who is very wise in the ways of computer science, but who seems constantly perplexed by human emotions. He’s a real nerdy scientist-type, (think Commander Data from Star Trek) but I quite like him, provided I don’t have to eat in restaurants with him. Or talk to him face to face too much.
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